So, there's this story about when I brought a coworker back to my house... We've been married for two years with no kids, just your average couple. By the way, my wife is what you'd call a 'liberal arts' type, you know? Anyway, my coworker, he was apparently hitting on my liberal arts-type wife behind my back. Of course, by the time I found out about it, things had already gone pretty far, or rather, she'd already been stolen from me...
