The relatively attractive women attending the wedding after-party have a high 'take-home rate'! While gazing enviously at friends' weddings and drinking alone, these women were lured back to my home using fake business cards with top-tier company titles. Because they're desperate to get married, questions like 'Is Mr./Ms. ○○ the CEO of an IT company?' or 'What's your annual income?' are so annoying that I first shut them up with a kiss and then sealed their vaginas with cocks or vibrators!
