I'm not boasting, but my wife is a beautiful and hardworking woman who's well-regarded in our neighborhood. However, she has always been a bit of an airhead, often 'accidentally' forgetting things. While minor forgetfulness isn't much of a problem, lately she's been going out with her nipples exposed because she 'forgot' her bra, and it's driving me crazy thinking about the lecherous looks from the neighborhood men…
