I went on a business trip to a rundown country town. I casually walked around the building in front of the station, and there was a sign for body washing refreshment! With faint expectations, I entered the shop, only to find posters all over the wall saying 'No actual sex! This is not an adult entertainment establishment!' Of course. There's no way such an extreme service would be available at a place like this that isn't even listed on the internet... Then again, aren't they too close? And can you touch them? Even insertion? For real? But this must be an underground option, right? So, extra charge? What, free?! That's the best! I never expected to hit the jackpot!
