A summer unlike any other. The rebound from the stay-at-home order and my husband working from home, saying he's going to the gym, is actually cheating with another woman. Meanwhile, I'm flashing cleavage and wearing an ultra-small bikini to seduce young men, inviting them over for a BBQ, and then indulging in crass seed-squeezing fun. The bland sexless life with my husband doesn't involve sweaty, juicy FUCKING. This is the stress-relief life hack of a Parisian party girl, married woman, and a nymphomaniac wife lacking morals.
