When you say summer, it's got to be the beach, right? Even I think so, so everyone else probably thinks that too. And when you say beach, it's gotta be picking up girls, right? Even I do it, so everyone else is probably doing it too. So I went to the beach to pick up girls. And when you say beach, it's gotta be college girls, right? So I was looking for college girls, but there was a typhoon that day and there were hardly any customers. Hell, who even goes to the beach during a typhoon except for someone like me? But I thought there might be one or two dumb girls like me. And sure enough, there were. But that girl wasn't a college girl at all, and she was a loli! Plus, her skin was super pale. What? Why is she even at the beach? That's what it felt like. But she was incredibly cute, so I just casually hit on her. And in about five minutes, I succeeded. She said something about how she came to the beach but it was cold and she wanted to go somewhere else, and that really made me laugh. So we went to a nearby hotel, and yeah, you know what happened. There was this salty scent, which was kinda erotic and really got me excited.
